Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

Salty

When Owen gets last kill on Oliver and now Oliver can’t sleep at night.

Oliver’s salty that Owen has last kill.

by Oliver’s a salty boyyyy May 7, 2021

salty mcnown

The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.

Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion

by DAT BOII PICKLEAS November 18, 2019

salty

/ˈsôltē / adj.
1. A characteristic of one who has just been offended and metaphorically has cried, leaving the salt of their tears on their face.
2. A revengeful attitude

Jim: F**k! I can't believe I lost again! It was definitely the fault of this controller!
Bill: Stay salty bro! Aha!

by CountViktor February 28, 2017

The Salty Paul Rudd

When the sex is so bad you have no choice but to throw a hot Venti Starbucks coffee at your partners vagina

I think I’ll give my sister The Salty Paul Rudd tonight

by Not_jewish21 February 10, 2019

Salty

Me :)

Friend group: stef you are a very salty boi
Me: what makes you say that?
Friend group: you're screaming at the fact that you aren't edgy

by SaltyStef January 5, 2020

SALTY

Salty: Term invented by sociopaths, narcissists, psychopaths and borderlines to justify their abuse, and victim blame those who disagree with them. Middle finger to all the trolls who disagree:)

Jim was salty when Tina and James spread false rumors about him at work.

by JR1976 November 4, 2018