salty excavation

Having anal sex with saladas glued to either side of your penis

Dude she said if i buy her a diamond ring she will let me give her a salty excavation!

by Lucymclit January 24, 2019

Salty

Having an unpleasant disposition , demeanor or vibe, often abrasive ,unfriendly and or unamused.

Helen never smiles and always looks like a salty bitch.

by Hotep Helen February 4, 2019

The Salty Paul Rudd

When the sex is so bad you have no choice but to throw a hot Venti Starbucks coffee at your partners vagina

I think I’ll give my sister The Salty Paul Rudd tonight

by Not_jewish21 February 10, 2019

Salty

Being so butthurt about something you are seething

Emily was so salty about having the frisbee stolen from her

by JeffAl September 8, 2018

Salty

A person who has obviously had WAY to much salt on their eggs this morning.

Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid

by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018

Salty bib

When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.

How was your night?

Good, got a salty bib.
Fair doos.

by SplangFan September 29, 2018

Salty Nutsack Licker

Pertaining to an individual who seemingly enjoys or is in someway privy to the act of licking a salty nutsack which may be homosexual in design.

"You salty nutsack licker ... I came in that side first!"

by Warcoxx III May 29, 2018