swamp dessert

When your swamp ass dries and makes a crust on your butt

It's so hot outside my butt is a swamp dessert

by Karilla blizkits July 22, 2023

Swamp grass

When a dick cums on a hairy pussy

When Johnny pulled out and blew his load…Dixie’s bagina looked like swamp grass

by Dr. Tickfinder July 27, 2023

swamp bottom

A sweaty butt as a direct result of high humidity and high external temperature.

When I stepped outside this morning I got swamp bottom right away.

by Swamp bottom August 15, 2023

swamp furry

Someone who is classified as a furry, but only because they like human demi characters like cat girls. They generally do not wish to identify as a furry, but they are a furry by definition.

That guy insists on cat girls not being furries. He's such a swamp furry.

by anonymous July 22, 2024

Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.

"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"

by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024

Swamp Gobbler

The sexual act of eating a consenting partner’s asshole when said asshole is moist from perspiration. Often occurs during or after a hot and humid round of golf.

Couldn’t crack 100 on the course today but I was able to convince the cart girl to give me a swamp gobbler at the turn, so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

by lexicash August 11, 2024

Swamp Giddy

Inner happiness and wholesomeness that is unattainable.

- "Do you remember that time we were camping with all our friends"

- "yes, it was very swamp giddy"

by sczm August 18, 2024