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Stoned

It just means being high on marijuana. Not all those other definitions that make it seem like your retarded. Now that said, being stoned to the BONE would apply to those other definitons
Jay/yahya: “Dude that weed was so strong i got stoned off of one hit
by DictionateUrbanly July 11, 2021
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Stone Hoe

that one bitch that believes her shiny stones give her special powers....
Stone hoe: ''Hello Sisters, did you charge your stones today?''

Someone that isn't slow: ''Hell nah you a stone hoe''
by Matt3K July 27, 2021
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Stonebaby

A baby made of pure stone
"That's one stonebaby!"
by Eric Carter August 2, 2021
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Stone Mountain Nora

A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement
For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.
by PickledickJones November 12, 2021
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stone thailand

Wearing my stone Thailand to the football match this weekend.
by Scottyboy1231 November 14, 2021
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Stone

Stone's are kind, creative, and generally happy people. Whenever you are down, a stone will always try its best to cheer you up. But Stone's are very impressionable, so you must be careful about what you do and say around them. All Stone's get attached to people and things easily. Most Stone's are down for anything (especially snuggles and cuddles), but Stone's can be hateful very quickly if rubbed the wrong way. If you meet a Stone you will be friends very quickly. All Stone's are clumsy in some way, from ripping the condom to dropping the car keys. Clumsiness will always be there. Lastly, Stone perfectly represents the quote "Don't believe everything you breathe."
You: I met a Stone last week at the bar.

Friend: How was it?
You: he dropped my baby.
by 1950sNewyorkBox August 13, 2021
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stonedner

The act of being high on reefer with your dick in a chick.
I was stonedner when I noticed the herpes infected anal zit on her clit.
by Get pay September 22, 2021
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