blonde slap

a slap issued to the back of the head , when a person of any hair colour has a blonde moment

'do boys have eyelashes'
'can you get sunburn from a cooker'
'are there buses in australia'
jocelyn comes back with a glass of cloudy water, jade says 'you should habe left the tap on longer' jocelyn replies' i put the tap on'
all these phrases owners have recieved a blonde slap.

by jocelyn morris January 12, 2008

Sadr slap

when you are in combat (namely iraq) and your in a fierce firefight. while shooting your way out of it and hopefully killing alot of haji you develop a huge boner. while you are traversing the turret you smack usually the driver, but anyone in the truck in the face or helmet with your boner.

*after a firefight*
soldier in the turret- "dude i totally gave you a Sadr slap while i was mowing down haji earlier!"
soldier driving- "you bastard i knew i felt something smack my helmet during that firefight!"

by Justin Lessard November 2, 2007

Vuvu Slap

Slapping someone across the face with your vuvuzela as they attempt to steal your handbag/backpack at the world cup.

Did you see that girl give that guy a vuvu slap. Serves him right for trying to steal her handbag

Check that red mark on that guys cheak, he must have been given a mother of a vuvu slap.

by BillyBobStellenbosch July 6, 2010

Ball slap

Aka Jack Balouras when he's not sucking on his mamma's titties.

"Where's ball slap Jack?"
"Sucking on his mammas titties"

by Mr.Chomps April 15, 2019

Shit Slap

An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.

"Did you hear that Bob got Shit Slapped?"

"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"

"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"

"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."

by sammysunset April 16, 2009

slap hat

The type of style where one wears a baseball cap slightly off to the side giving the appearance that he has just been slapped upside the head. Style is generally worn by today's younger crowd.

My daddy didn't like my boyfriend because he thought he looked goofy with slap hat.

by Geno Lopez October 8, 2006

Bish Slap

It's somewhat similar to a bitch slap. Only exception's that:

a) You say Bish for every slap, otherwise it's a bitch slap.

b) It's more of a friendly and soft slap compare to bitch slaps.

c) It's spelled, B-I-S-H, while bitch's spelled, B-I-T-C-H

I bish slapped my friend Cherry because she looks like a bitch that's fun to mess with.

by Genten July 20, 2010