self cling ding

Self suctioning dildo.

I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.

by sepayne September 28, 2017

Self Pity

Maja Persson

You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson

by Skogsmulle October 6, 2017

mc kill your self

something to say to you lads

go and get a mc kill your self

by riccarroll October 22, 2017

dead self

A way to say that you're being for real or serious

Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.

Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.

Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.

by What is ya doin Dan May 20, 2017

self-hazing

When you subject yourself to a party stunt to bring the crowd to the next level.

The party went wild when MJ 's self-hazing made him pour 2 beers in his mouth while singing karaoke to Cracklin' Rosie.

by RosieGurl June 9, 2017

Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.

"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"

by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017

self-rogering

British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.

A few clicks on pHub and it is self-rogering time.

by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017