Robert

A mother fucker (when they let him) that is the reason we have to take a sexual abuse course at work.

There’s no one like Robert at work.

by YourNameWasCarlosOnce November 6, 2021

Robert lalain

Someone who bitches about madden 24/7 about every possible reason why he loses.

Someone who comes up with every excuse possible is a “Robert lalain” bert

by Sheeeit we ain’t go no mo A.C October 17, 2023

Robert

Our holy lord and savior with a nicely sized cock.

Robert is life. Robert is God.

by SarahConnorSara305 November 22, 2021

Robert

He’s racist and has a big head

Person 1: Hey, that guy over there is 100% a Robert.
Person 2: Totally.

by Zedslo December 22, 2022

Robert Sturgeon

A beautiful lovely teacher that teaches the best design and is one of the most amazing beautiful souls to ever bless the planet thank you goodnight.

Damn! Check out Robert Sturgeon

by uwurawrx3 September 24, 2020

naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021

Robert

Robert is my name

I am Robert

by Mr Lester October 4, 2020