Robert

He's nice, funny and really and I mean really fucking tall

Why the hell is Robert so Tall

by asddddddddddddd February 23, 2021

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Robert

A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.

Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

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A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"

by Ghost Mario September 8, 2021

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An extremely obese kid that likes to eat and he is very fat. He takes pride in his back folds.

Robert Sargent is fat fat faggot

by Death to all colored June 22, 2016

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Robert Lemon

A complete dickhead

“Oh look it’s Robert Lemon! He’s a total jerk who used Odessa’s feelings!”

by someonewhohatesrobert July 22, 2023

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Robert

I'm using this app to confess my love for Robert. He is weird and kinda short with brown hair and brown eyes. He is kinda like that weird band kid, but he is the best and most funniest guy to be friends with or something even more.

I caught Robert crossdressing just to fool a guy into buying him stuff off Amazon.

by Scorviee September 6, 2021

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