Appalachian Punch

A potent alcoholic beverage made by mixing Mountain Dew with moonshine and so named because of its popularity amongst the people of Appalachia. Appalachian Punch is known for being highly intoxicating and for its role in causing tooth decay.

The intoxicated teens were found unconscious, their teeth long ago rotted out of their skulls from years of drinking too much Appalachian Punch.

by ÜberSasquatch October 28, 2013

taco punch

the art of forcing a taco down an onry eaters' throat, in One Blow, While Yelling Ta-co Punch!

Damn kid won't eat his taco!

give him the taco punch!

TAA-COO PUNCH!!

by G.G.Fungus, Esquire March 8, 2011

Cow Punch

cow-punch
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)

2.the same meaning as Donkey Punch but vaginaly instead of analy

3.(cow-Puncher) an idiot or bitch wuss pansy
plural cow punched

1.im gonna cow punch you

2.you ho's donkey punch screw that i cow punch.

3.you freakin cow-Puncher

by Dieforis July 24, 2008

twat punch

one who is an asshole

You twat punch. >.< booooy ill bust a cap.

by Lord Thunder Cunt May 17, 2006

Cow punch

Where you punch a cow so hard in the head that it has an instant abortion. This works on women too.

Guy 1: So my chick was knocked up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cow punched the bitch son!

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

Lucky Punch

When a man is being ass-fucked and receives a handjob at the same time. Usually, while sitting on the other guys lap and having said guy performing the HJ.

Man, I walked in on my roommate getting a lucky punch in the livingroom. I didn't even know he was gay!

by Dragon X June 3, 2011

Fire Punch

It's where you put hot sauce or menstrual blood on your hand and then fist fuck a chick

Friend: Hey whats with the towels and hot sauce?

Dude: Oh, my Girlfriend loves to be fire punched

Friend: Oh, that's right, I forgot. Hey wait, how is she?

by Aviator Guy July 4, 2009