D'Mitri Patterson

Kind of short guy that got rejected 5 times and kinda sad life. Gets in trouble all the time. Bad man

D'mitri Patterson went up to selena and got rejected

by Spookydmdaboss1 May 6, 2022

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i’m a potterhead.

for all the potterheads who want this on a mug.

I really want the i’m a potterhead. mug!

by jackypp May 15, 2022

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Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022

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Harry Freakin Potter

The 2nd Song in Starkid's A Very Potter Sequel

You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

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Olly Trotter Potter

This sigma brexit alpha male anti-islam buzz cut cunt is the king of the sigmas. This man created the term, “The broken sigma”, as he believes his redemption arc is near. The Trotter tends to have kankles, but thinks that’s what defines him as a broken brexit. He often drinks beer at home by himself watching the football at the age of 16, and is still yet to feel the touch of a female. Olly Trotter Potter’s typically strive to be a football hooligan, and usually tell his mates that he’s ‘jibbed’ into stadiums for free, even though he’s spent half a mortgage on tickets at wembley. Don’t hang around a Trotter, they are disgusting morons that disconnect themselves from females to ensure they love the sigma life.

*Music plays - Baggy Trousers***
Olly Trotter Potter: Fkn el mush i’m chillin vibin

by FatMaccaPac August 7, 2023

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