paper clip

A thing that you use to clip your motherfucking paper.

average joe: hey man do you think you can clip that motherfucking paper together with that other paper?
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world

by journytou February 17, 2020

Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.

Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!

by Assman329 July 26, 2024

Corn Paper

Another word or slang term for the husk of a corn cob.

"Hey senorita, do you have any more corn paper to finish wrapping these tamales"

by Mjf420 April 17, 2023

Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.

Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

Won on paper

When someone wins even though the other side of the conflict won.

Vietnam won on paper.

by Mr. Top hat guy March 13, 2024

Paper

Slang used in contract negotiations and sales for the contracts themselves.

Microsoft Teams is growing so much bigger than Slack because they've got so much paper - they just bake it into their customers' next Microsoft Office contract.

by DoYouHaveAKlue August 19, 2022

Paper tiger

Vladimir Putin, a president of Russia, who during 3 years have been wasting millions of men and trillions of dollars of Russian economy on a war with a country that is 28 times smaller than Russia, and still hasn’t got any significant success. Instead, his war industry and the state of russian economy has degraded drastically, while all his political goals have become farther than they were before Putin initiated the invading war. Naming Putin a paper tiger reflects how all the scary image Russia had before appears to be ungrounded, even more so with every next day.

Trump to Putin: "I said to him, 'You know, you don’t look good. You’re four years fighting a war that should have taken a week. Are you a paper tiger?'"

by RamenGirl October 3, 2025