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The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.
by sativu March 5, 2025
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Making peanut butter

Gay sex between 2 men. Usually after a bowel movement. (Because of the residue formed on the shaft of the pennis)
Can also be between 2 women while using sex toy.
Chris had relations with Tom after he took a dump without a shower. They are making peanut butter.
by sputsoreal April 20, 2025
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The Peanut Butter Game

Action: A sexual activity involving 1 or more persons and a fuck ton of peanut butter. It is a race to please themselves and/or each other using a combination of inner/outercourse and peanut butter. Peanut butter may be stuffed inside male/female urethras, vaginas, and assholes as well as smeared on the surroundings. After finishing, both must lick/eat out the peanut butter off where they finished for a tasty combination! The goal of the game is to be able to eat as much peanut butter/nut combo as possible, as well as peanut butter off of bodies/surroundings.
Person A: I really wanna let loose tonight with Lequesha.

Person B: Try The Peanut Butter Game
by gv_86 October 15, 2025
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Rusty Peanut

A “rusty peanut” is crude internet-era slang for a small, shriveled, discolored testicle—usually the result of extreme neglect, poor hygiene, old age, or some unfortunate medical/sexual mishap. The “rusty” part comes from the imagined orange-brown flakes of smegma, dried blood, or general filth that build up when someone hasn’t washed properly in weeks (or longer). “Peanut” emphasizes that it’s tiny, wrinkled, and pathetic-looking.
“After three months backpacking with no shower, dude pulled down his pants and revealed a pair of rusty peanuts so grimy they looked like they’d been marinated in ball-sweat and regret.”
by TullyisTully December 4, 2025
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Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
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three nut peanut

someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players
That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut
by 1willy April 8, 2011
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