Top Cop

The chick at the gym with the best ass.

Bro, did you see that chick in the tight black pants? Yeah dude, that's top cop.

by Mikeypapp March 13, 2013

Meatloaf Top

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).

Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!

by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013

toxic top

displaying traits of dominant sexual energy in a manner that comes off as annoying, pushy, overzealous, or unnecessary.

"that dude over there won't shut up about how good he is at being a top".. "sounds like a toxic top to me"...

by Lore_loaf$ March 16, 2023

top kid

When one impresses those in higher ranks.

I felt like top kid on my first stand-up as some of the all time greats were there in the croud.

by ImStiuLandan September 20, 2014

waffle top

a cute girl

hey check it out, waffle tops at 3 o'clock.

by d February 15, 2004

top lass

the queen of alll lassiness

she is a top lass

by mindtheafrobro December 2, 2013

Top Red

A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Scott McTominay or Harry Maguire.

Normal Fan: Ole has been poor tactically again today. We should be winning this game.

Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.

by Teemu Werner October 11, 2021