The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

noodling

when you have sexual intercourse with someone while still flaccid/not erect. Noodling

Woman: “god i really want you inside me”
Man: “you got it babycakes”
Woman: “omg are you noodling me?!”
Man: “you got it, baby!”

by Br7dd January 17, 2021

Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

by Wick May 13, 2023

noodle

When you can't think straight, or do something wrong.

Kevin: "BILLY, WHY DON'T YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS WORK?"
Billy: "You noodle, you have caps lock on, smfh."
Kevin: "Oh lol ok it works now"

by EpicUsername November 14, 2011

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

Noodles

The nickname Noodles was given to the the one and only Jack Avery by his band mates (blue eyed giraffe, corbine, baby, and hoenah). Jack has long curly hair (its a perm) which looks like noodles they make him look HOT.

Perla:Did you see noodles new post?

Maddy:Stop calling him noodles already he has a name!

by Perla(perper) April 29, 2019

Boone-noodle

An individual who fights for Benson Boone till they die. Their favorite food is moon beam ice cream. They’re usually not pick-me’s but they do get picked (on). They got beautiful things and they’re not afraid to sing about it. Back flips sold separately.

Can be used derogatorily.

Yo is that a Boone-noodle over there? I’m gonna head out.

by Pimerella June 25, 2025