Jovan's Mom

A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the acts, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free. As such, she is the benchmark for which all other whore's are graded against.

that whore was so crazy, she was like Jovan's mom.

by evil reindeer February 18, 2010

mom ass

Something you yell at a really hot mother when she is walking down the street with her children, and make sure you are in a car.

*drive by a really hott mother.
MOM AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

by phenompyrus April 21, 2004

My mom

How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in

man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that

by what tha mangorino December 28, 2005

boles mom

A MILF!

Mother of David Boles.

Do i hooked up with boles mom last night!

by boles March 29, 2003

Mom Balls

One earns Mom Balls when they commit to making their own independent choices regarding the raising of their children despite incessant opinions from other people who think they know better about how children should be properly raised.

Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.

Mom one: Every time my mother comes over she keeps nagging me about letting Timmy eat foods with gluten".
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."

by Florian Geyer November 27, 2016

Lepy's Mom

1. Friggen Huge
2. Someone who has such size that it can effect the tides
3. Mother of Lepy

That whale has nothing on Lepy's Mom.
Did you see the new stadium being built, It's atleast one and a half Lepy's Mom.

by Dude Kickass March 9, 2005

your mom

A phrase employed as a last ditch effort to save yourself in an arguement, avoid work, insult someone or simply when you have nothing else better to say.

Alex, did you do the rest of our very important project that's due today?

Errr..

You DIDN'T do it?! I can't believe how irisponsible you are!

I didn't do the project, but I did do your mom.

by DJ Silly Hat January 8, 2008