A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the acts, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free. As such, she is the benchmark for which all other whore's are graded against.
by evil reindeer February 18, 2010
Something you yell at a really hot mother when she is walking down the street with her children, and make sure you are in a car.
by phenompyrus April 21, 2004
How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
by what tha mangorino November 18, 2005
One earns Mom Balls when they commit to making their own independent choices regarding the raising of their children despite incessant opinions from other people who think they know better about how children should be properly raised.
Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Mom one: Every time my mother comes over she keeps nagging me about letting Timmy eat foods with gluten".
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
by Florian Geyer November 28, 2016
That whale has nothing on Lepy's Mom.
Did you see the new stadium being built, It's atleast one and a half Lepy's Mom.
Did you see the new stadium being built, It's atleast one and a half Lepy's Mom.
by Dude Kickass March 10, 2005
your mom can be used in plenty of situations pertaining to jokes, or diss's
If someone responds to something you said by saying "your mom!"
chances are your mom is one of the following.
1- a MILF,
2- hot
3- fat
4- extremly fat
5- A whore
6- ect..
If someone responds to something you said by saying "your mom!"
chances are your mom is one of the following.
1- a MILF,
2- hot
3- fat
4- extremly fat
5- A whore
6- ect..
a)"dude, what did you do last night?"
b) "Your mom!"
or in a negative context;
a) "oh god whats that smell?"
b) "Your mom!"
b) "Your mom!"
or in a negative context;
a) "oh god whats that smell?"
b) "Your mom!"
by Maaadie July 18, 2008
A word used by unstable 30 year old men who spend all day in lesbian chat rooms and can no longer masturbate because of excessive raw skin...
by Jerry Rules! September 03, 2005