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Faggotry Magic

The slur used to describe a gay magician.
This guy knows how to do the Faggotry magic.
by Psunoj July 18, 2024
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Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.
Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.
by anonymous June 10, 2025
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Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.
Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?
by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022
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Magical Muffin

A Muffin full of drugs or sweets, that makes people think it is magical, therefore buying or eating more.
"Here Tim, eat my Muffin"

"Wow, it's a Magical Muffin, I can see what's gonna happen in the future"
by BishopBaggins July 17, 2013
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Magic hair

Is hair of people of a black person. This hair is the only hair in the animal kingdom to defy gravity. It is fluffy and acts like a cushion against blows to the head.
She fell but he long 4c natural hair protected her head. She has magic hair.
by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020
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Magical Breadcrumbs

A morsel of wisdom in the form of a synchronicity or sign from the Universe attempting to lead one toward their highest good and ultimate destiny.
Looking back, I can clearly see how the Magical Breadcrumbs led me to marry the man of my dreams.
by 1iriegirl January 29, 2024
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The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)
the magical boon just killed zach
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025
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