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The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.
"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"
by Gryndle June 5, 2016
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Kunzle Magic

A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.
Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!
by Pseudonym721 November 25, 2010
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magic schoolbus

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and take a shard of meth and shove it in her asshole with your thumb like your honking the horn, similar to driving the schoolbus
Last night when I was fucking your mom I fired up the old magic schoolbus.
by CrazyEyez September 30, 2023
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Orange Magic

Type of amphetamine that gives the user a mental high and some good times
Yo man let’s get some orange magic for da party 2nignt
by DogKunt February 2, 2022
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Meercat Magic

Backing into the final playoff spot in your league and pulling off the upset wins once the playoffs start.
Those guys in the Summer League lost their last seven games, but come playoff time, they pulled off some Meercat Magic and rolled to the Belmont Cup!
by Jon Hockey December 9, 2008
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Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)
“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”
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Meatball Magic

When you shove meatballs down women names hollys urethra
I performed meatball magic on my friends sister
by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024
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