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Max's Delicatessen 

The greatest sandwich store in the US. Home of the greenwich and filler of all stomaches. Max Blank, the founder and deli master of this chain is so amazing and so hot that he is a legend. He makes the greatest sandwiches in all the land and should be bowed down to whenever seen.
I went to Max's Delicatessen and will never be hungry again. (This supports the claim that Max Blank can end world hunger.)
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Max the dash 

Going as fast as possible in your ride
"Last night when I was driving drunk home from the rave I decided to max the dash in my outback Subaru."
Max the dash by Phifester February 20, 2009

max drummey 

a beautiful, beautiful man who makes one half of the amazing band chester french!

he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*
person a: hmmm max drummey i just want to lick his face

person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?

person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face
max drummey by chesterfrenchchar October 4, 2009

max pacholski 

super awesome dude! and likes taking photo!
guys want to be him and girls want him.
woah did you see max pacholski's photo
max pacholski by jesse clapoff October 21, 2010

Max Schemansky

nice, cute, good kisser, a lil bit mean, but mostly attractive<3
Max Schemansky is a really cute and loving person<3

Max Burnside 

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
Max Burnside by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011