May 11th

Today is Blue appreciation day! (Not the color lol)
"Hey! Guess what day it is!" - Person 1
"May 11th" - Person 2
"Yep! Today is Blue appreciation day!" - Person 1
"Oh cool! We should go celebrate with our friend Blue!" - Person 2
by IAmMay May 12, 2021
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May 8th

The day Taylor Swift tells us all that we are clowns, just like the scenario with the “5 holes in the fencexx Ps. ILY Taylor
“Hey guys it Taylor! Today is May 8th which means it’s time for your guys to STOP with the clownery xx
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May 16

If you where born on this day you give the best head! Go off you sexy mother fucker 😫😫
Ooh snap she was born on May 16th she better give me that good good.
by Martha wetnass November 22, 2021
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May 24

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day. On May 24 2021, millions of people will be participating in the event of eating a bowl of rigatoni pasta.
"Why are you eating rigatoni pasta?" "Oh you didn't know? Its May 24"
by just//a//randommm/person May 21, 2021
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May 28

Where the gays are born
by bunnilover234 April 01, 2022
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May Bug

A horrid big brown beetle that comes out in mid may in europe and the UK. their real name is a cockchafer, maybug is a nick name, also some northern england nicknames are billy witch and wang beetle.

they are attracted to light like all other flying things they are big about size of a 2 pound coin 10p coin, 3cm, brown shell with a sort of tail the shape of a stinger.

They slam into windows to get their next hit on their drug, light, scary for girls but cant do anyway just a badass beetle. make a weird low tone buzz when they fly.

there are rumours that they like landing in hair get tangled up and layeggs, but these rumours are not proven, so no need to panic.

how to counter them? well turn light off and shut window or because its hot turn light of and draw curtains.

also dogs eat them. there are becoming extict but there are peak times where there high numbers of maybugs every 30 years or so.
1#
girl: ARH MAYBUG!
guy: i will get the bb gun...

2# may bug hunter equipment: powerful bb gun and dog.
by blackbird1235631253 May 24, 2010
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lily-may

Blonde drippy barbie with a brick for a personality!
Oh look at that barbie bet her name is lily-may!
by Leeeeekyler July 23, 2014
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