"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman
by Hakko November 21, 2004
he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.
by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011
by DeplorableKing™ March 11, 2017
by Miss Tuckaaaaa July 24, 2012
Two bagel halves with 5 or 6 pieces of processed lunchroom cheese in between them melted for about 30 seconds in the microwave. Normally served in a fry boat.
by furfishfeathers July 30, 2010
by Rus October 05, 2003
When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.
by spitting cobra June 28, 2009