by Miss Tuckaaaaa July 24, 2012
Get the Lion Kingingmug. by Rus October 5, 2003
Get the King Kahunamug. the delicate art of squatting over your partner while she has plastic wrap over her face and taking a dump.
My girlfriend called me during lunch and asked me where I was. I told her I was at taco bell running burritos in me. She was estatic and begged me to come home for a kings delight.
by pwilder April 25, 2011
Get the kings delightmug. by DeplorableKing™ March 11, 2017
Get the Deplorable Kingmug. he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.
by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011
Get the masterbater kingmug. Two bagel halves with 5 or 6 pieces of processed lunchroom cheese in between them melted for about 30 seconds in the microwave. Normally served in a fry boat.
I'll have a King's special and a chocolate doughnut.
by furfishfeathers July 30, 2010
Get the King's Specialmug. When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.
by spitting cobra June 28, 2009
Get the king cobramug.