jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

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Get the jumping hippomug.

Jumped the Frog

The opposite of Jump the shark!

Game of Thrones jumped the frog in the last few seasons, huge monologues.

by bim bim April 18, 2019

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Get the Jumped the Frogmug.

Jump on this

Means you can either fight the person or sleep with them, depending on how it is used.

You can jump on this dick whenever you’d like.

You don’t want to jump on this I’ll mess you up.

by ChicagolandSeagul March 6, 2022

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Get the Jump on thismug.

Jump in the tank

Take a shower

I’m rey jump in the tank

by Yk I got the answers July 8, 2023

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Get the Jump in the tankmug.

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

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