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A bloody amazing human being who is the biggest ladies man you will ever meet! Chicks line up at his door hoping to get a look at his washboard abs. He is a player but not only with the women, Jonny is also an incredibly talented sportsman especially when it comes to Basketball. Guys want to be him, and women want to date him. Jonny also has lots of Swag.
DAYUUUM! That guy is a Jonny!!
Jonny by SeLeNa GoMeZ May 11, 2013

Not no Jonny Green 

To be moddest while compareing yourself to "jonny green" as he is clearly suppiour to you at what ever you are doing

the bad grammer enfercies this point
That was a good end shot, "yeah but im not no jonny green"

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III 

A typical British man. Posh probably, and drinks tea. Don't call him Tom.
Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III

Johny Johny yes papa 

The most scariest shit you ever see.
Johny Johny yes papa

Johny, Johny
Yes, Papa?
Eating sugar?
No, papa!
Telling lies?
No, papa!
Open your mouth
Ah, ah, ah!
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A Jonny is a funny, self-conscious kid with moderate to good looks, and an extensive personality. A Jonny is usually smart and will make sure you know it.

He will usually make snide comments just because he knows he can. He's no one's best friend, but he's sometimes close.
Usually underappreciated, but still well-liked. Skinny, not very strong usually. Usually called gay by jocks and the like; untrue, a Jonny is straight.
Very opinionated, and loves easily.
Mark: Man, that shit was nasty. Probably dead rats in it.

Jonny: If there were dead rats in it, wouldn't you be poisoned? (laughingly)

Mark: Dude, shut up.

(random chick): haha.
Jonny by achhh! [loves pie!] April 12, 2009
1. A nickname for someone of the full lengthed name John Ryan Johns

2. A purely seductive roommate who knows how to kick it

3. A Sexy man

4. used to define the Best Roommate in the world
1. "Yo whats ur name"
"Johnzy"
"Oh whats up john ryan johns"

2. "Yo my roommate is a total Johnzy. We totally know how to rock"
"Is he single?"
"ha YOU could never get a JOHNZY"

3. "Hey jen look at that guy hes such a JOHNZY!"
"I wanna do him!"

4. "My roommate is JOHNZY."
"Dude your soooo lucky my roommate is so lame!"