Jess Level Stupid

When someone says something that is so outlandishly stupid, or something that is very obviously wrong/not true, that it can only be described as as stupid as something that someone named Jess would say.

Person 1: Aren't all Spanish-speaking countries in Spain?
Person 2: That's Jess Level Stupid

by jessicaisnotmyrealname May 13, 2025

Jesse James

Old timey Western guy.

Also Tea's daddy.

Did you hear about Tea's daddy being in town?

Woah, you mean the legendary Jesse James

by Toby511 May 20, 2025

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025

Jessen

A dumb piece of shit who lies and treats you like shit then accuses you of being in the wrong because his brain is so small he can't comprehend being a bad person. He's an emotionally immature idiot who can't do something as simple as communicate or say sorry. He's a waste of your time and space and if you run into one of them, literally RUN AWAY.

A Jessen is the biggest waste of your time.

Trying to make a relationship work with him is like gambling and wasting all your money.

by squidydance June 19, 2025

Jess Cheese

Moldy Swiss cheese

Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo

by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025

Jeetsplaining

The tendency of southeast asians, when confronted, to ramble on and on explaining exactly why the illegal (or culturally inappropriate) thing they're doing should be allowed.

Quit your jeetsplaining, I don't care how sick your mother was 3 years ago, you can't masturbate at the public pool

by JohnCool July 26, 2025

Jess Effect

When A Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever is funniest for that situation

She's got the Jess Effect

by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025