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petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.
New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."
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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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CELLY JELLY

OH MY GOD BECKY LOOK AT HER BUTT IT GOT MAJOR CELLY JELLY
by anonymous January 28, 2025
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jellie

hawttie
omg she's so hot 🥵 she must be a jellied
by Tiny Terry :) January 7, 2021
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Kamagra Oral Jelly

These are Kamagra Oral Jelly (Kamagra Oral Jelly 100mg) which are specific dosage forms with soft texture which dissolve and get consumed rapidly within the mouth and thus providing the active ingredient Sildenafil citrate to enter the bloodstream rapidly. himsedpills.com
Kamagra or Sildenafil Oral Jelly sachet should be consumed at least 15 minutes before physical activity. Just cut and open the jelly sachet, swallow all its content or even you can squeeze it a spoon than have it.
by himspills August 20, 2019
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Jelly

A overweight out of shape person lacking thickness and therefore their body is like jelly.
Damn canker whores look jelly yo
by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021
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Jelly Male

Jelly male is a person who confidently plays jelly go in public asserting his dominance, a sigma polishes a jelly males shoes just to hear jelly go advice.
10/10 baddie: "I went out with him just because I heard he was a jelly male."
by Jellymale1606 May 21, 2024
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