[Jake]

crazy ginger kid that no one likes, puts a show on for children at local parks, pole dances LIKE A BOSS, rolls in grass, has a blow up doll that he does "the nastys" every night well watching videos on the tweeker website ... and gets hit in the face with key boards by "Beth's ".

person 1 - "why is Jake pole dancing LIKE A BOSS"

person 2 - " because Jake is trying to impress little children... "

person 3 - " I always see Jake doing things to himself in the

grass. AWINK "

by HannahKlamann April 11, 2010

Jake

A half jew douchey fuck from Horseheads, NY thats sports a massive 3.5 inch penis. Never seen without a dip in his mouth and always easy to spot in large crowds because of his enormous schnoz. This species is extremely ugly and may burn your eyeballs.

I saw Jake at the mall today and almost fucking threw up he was so ugly

by ernie kockwood January 1, 2012

jakehoe

1. a man that enjoys constant female attention;one who flirts and/or has relationships with more than one woman at a time

2. a man that enjoys sedning/reciving sexual favors to/from more than woman at a time

3. a man that acts like a ho, slut,or whore
That guy is all up on my ass, but he has a girl friend; what a man-hoe!

“I saw that boy again.... Wait you don’t mean Daniel? Yep! He’s such a jakehoe!

by i_hate_jake March 18, 2018

Jake spam

Excess IRC spam due to a shitty connection coupled with multiple disconnects, reconnects, ghost commands, and name changes. Made famous by Swiftswitch's IRC member, `Rage`.

woah man, cut it out with the jake spam!

by punk_r0x3r September 24, 2007

Jake-Out

The act of leaving work ten to twenty minutes before anyone else via a preordained excuse, and trying to be stealthy about it so that nobody catches wind of you exiting the door.

Also known as a "Parrish Pass"

Jake: "What time is it? 5:15? I have to (insert excuse), think I'm going to Jake-out. Have a great weekend!"

by mattjerz April 10, 2011

Jakeism

An action or event that is characterized by a person becoming infuriated with said action, and quitting like a bitch immediately.

Also, an action that is characterized by extreme boasting and/or insulting.

"Dude, you rage-quit from LoL games all the time, what a Jakeism."

"You don't have to be the best at everything, no need to pull a Jakeism."

"That guy is always bragging, his Jakeisms are too much for me."

by Dunkypoo June 16, 2012

Jake Montbleau

The amazing friend who is athletic, sweet, caring, trustworthy, and cute. He is incredible and one of the best people you could ever be friends with.

I wanted to buy Jake Montbleau a carnation for Valentine's day but they had ran out. This made me feel guilty because Jake is the kind of guy you wasted to get a carnation for.

by Neinee February 12, 2014