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Jade

Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
Hey Jade you up for some anal and some s’mores??
Hey jade time for hard blowers!
by LilBoyMickeyTheMouse102 November 11, 2020
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jade is not a simp
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She is the sweetest, cutest, most loving person you'll every meet. Hahaha shes not a person.....shes a cat
Jade,
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Jade da Bess

Jade da Bess meaning that you have a Jade in your life that will do anything for you and whatever she can do and stick by your side to support you. Also if you found a Jade and your single hit her up she is the type of girl to always be there for you play sports with you and just chill. Jade is a very relaxed person and she will always have that one dude her best friend used to like or still likes and will never loose feelings for he or she. One u have her keep her and never let go of her cause the second you brake her heart or do something bad she gone fuck your Bess mate and could do a lot betta juss keep hold of her dudeeeeeee.
You gotta Jade da Bess you lucky man
by Stacey drama September 26, 2020
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Jade Kink

When you meet someone on discord named Jade but she simps for Tsuki from haikyuu so you bug her until she marries you 🙄🙄🙄 and then you make flipaclips pls
Yuh I have a Jade Kink.
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Jaden

She always believes she has herpes
She’s such a Jaden.
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