jacob

the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho

jiana: who’s that weird boy over there
nora: that’s jacob, he has a crush on you

by jacobsmells March 26, 2021

Jacob Fischer

I mean he's alive :/

Person 1: Is Jacob Fischer alive?
Person 2: Yeah :/

by ItzPolarBearDK December 1, 2022

Jacob

I’m just west init

Q- Yo did you just drop Jacob
A-I’m just west init

by Hayeahlol October 31, 2022

Jacob

Hes at your school aka in ur basement

"OMG its jacob"

by pooop989e00w February 15, 2022

The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.

No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!

by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022

Jacob Ott

You shove your head so far in them you use them as a hat!!!

“OMG your Jacob Ott head is so big! It’s stretching me out something crazy!!

by The Sandwhich7495 November 24, 2022

Jacob

The most trustworthy person you know. He always has your back and is just a great guy in general. He is usually short. He knows how to take a joke and can be shy at times. He is athletic and fast, and loves to be competitive.

Guy: did you hear about the new guy Jacob?
Girl: yeah, he seems cool

by A2bucks June 29, 2021