Jacob

Jacob is a humongous twat who has the tiniest dick in the world ( unlike my huge horse cock) ;). Hit me up any time ladies. Im availible

Your such a jacob

by ONII CHANI HAVE A DICK February 11, 2021

Jacob

A man who is sweet, kind, and caring. You can always count on him and he is incredibly courageous. The kind of man you can go to anything for. He's well endowed can park his big mac truck in my tiny garage. The Jacob is a bald magical wonder for all to experience. If you haven't I'm surprised. He's loose with it but always comes back to the family that matters most to him. I love sweat pants season when he's around.

Jacob is the man!!!

by Lilredridinghood30 October 26, 2020

Jacob

he is the almighty GOD of all gods

Jacob the GOD of eating food

by CH1LL1 February 16, 2021

Jacob

Very tall intelligent lots of women rtust

“Jacob is hot and strong and he took my girl again. 😿”

by urbaldlmao May 30, 2023

Jacob

A loser who bullies intelligent kids because he has no life. Specially Jacob Little at my school.

Idiot: woah Jacobs cool
Me: go die fag or is it opposite day

by okzoomer420blazinn November 21, 2019

jacob + emily

Jacob + Emily is just another definition for soulmates. They clicked instantly as soon as they met and they are destined to be no matter what gets in the way (even *cough cough*)

Magnesium: "Yo bro have you met your soulmate yet?"
Bro: "I dont think so man... we are nothing like jacob + emily... we are more like fire and ice."

by firedaddy72 November 8, 2023

Jacob

Jacob has a huge dick he knows how to please any girl in the world with his 10 inch cock. When he just puts the tip in it makes you scream so loud the Koreans hear it and think it as an attack. So the Koreans nuke the United States. If you wanna fuck Jacob make sure you can handle his 10 inch magic wand. He usually has brown hair and a great athlete. Very cute and funny. If you get yourself a Jacob your very lucky cuz he’s worth millions.

Girl 1- Jacob is so fucking hot we fucked last night and he made me moan so loud I just wanna go back to yesterday
Girl 2- Omg your so lucky I had a big crush on him for so long
Girl 3- Girllllll I know we fucked before and he pleased me and we got caught he had to run and jump out my window my dad shot Jacob with a shotgun but missed
Girl 1- If you want I can ask if he wants a foursome with all of us you guys down?
Girl 2&3- OF COURSE ANYTIME

by Im awesome 404 May 15, 2019