Party Jess

Somebody who is present at the party, but refuses to put down their laptop.

Look out - we've got a Party Jess over in the corner.

by ScottyMo91 July 31, 2016

Not Jess

Means any person named Jess or Jessica will not do anything you try and make her do.

Patch - " Hey Jess pass me the ketchup."
Jess - " Not Jess."

by Yung Patch November 25, 2016

The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

Juicy Jess

A girl who is a skank and sleeps around with multiple people in the same friend group. Typically taken of rides around town with boys/girls she doesn’t know.

“Hey Jordan did you hear what juicy Jess was up to on the weekend? what a skank !!!”
“Did you see juicy Jess wearing the same pants everyday, they and make her what she calls a booty saggy”

by 69ferda69 February 19, 2018

ray jessel

Ray Jessel was a man who sang great songs and played the piano from the age of 72 to 85. He sung songs about romance, and personal experiences such as, Identity Theft, Short-Term Memory Loss Blues, and What She Got. He sang the song "What She Got" in 2014 on the show America's Got Talent and got four yeses from the judges. He safely passed away on July 17, 2015.

Person 1-"Hey did you hear Ray Jessel's song"
Person 2-"Who?"
Person 1"Nevermind"

by TriggerExpress November 25, 2019

Big Jess

A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.

She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.

Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.

BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.

by Oops 🤭 July 28, 2020

Lord Jesse

A british priest who is obsessed with pot.

Remember our Lord Jesse? I saw him the other day in church!

by Stinkybozo January 17, 2021