no-homo'd

When a closeted faggot nuts/cums/sperms/jizzes in, on, or around an openly gay man.

Brad- "dude, my bad, I didn't mean that to happen. Sorry, my girlfriend is calling."

Jonathan- "You fucking no-homo'd in my eye!"

by Gay JoJo January 27, 2010

No Homo

No homo in reality means no homosexuality, meaning you didn't intent the word to be taken in a homosexual way. No homo can also mean No! Homo! Which is when the meaning is taken homosexually by a gay man and attracts them, and No! Homo! is used to ward them off.

Man 1: Dude this basketball is so hard, these are the types of balls I like.
Man 2: Woah! No homo right?
Man 1: Yeah! No homo.

Example 2
Kid: I really like long italian sausages! No homo

Example 3
Kanye West: How you can go from bein' Joe Blow to everybody on yo' dick no homo.

Example 4
Eminem: All you lil' faggots can suck it, No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets!

by TheMainOneAndOnlyBigD June 11, 2013

no homo

1) A way of demonstrating that you are not serious about something, often romantically. Not always linked to homosexuality.

Girl: You're a great person. I love you. No homo.
Boy: (nervously) Uh, ditto... uh... no hetero either. I hope...

by JammyAds January 22, 2015

no homo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

Amazing Phil to DanIsNotOnFire

Phil - QUICK HIDE IN THE CLOSET! No homo

by Skyler "Phan Howlter" Games March 13, 2016

no homo

A phrase that has two separate but similar uses.
1. Announcing ''no homo'' after having taken part in homosexual actions.
2. When having said something that inadvertently was perceived as homosexual.

''Nice legs bro, no homo''

See: Homo Bro

by JJyourking November 25, 2016

tree homo

Tree homo is a person that would do anything to have a big giant hairy nasty cock that is diseased in there mouth. Sucks about 30 to 40 a day and that includes animals also. Also something tony Romo would do

What is tony romo? He is a tree homo

by Super fagalicious January 20, 2017

No Homo

When I guy compliments a guy without trying to seem homo.

Dude. You're rocking those sunglasses! No homo.

by Beemomdad March 15, 2017