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Homo Evolutis

A proposed subspecies of Homo sapiens characterized by the integration of nanotechnological enhancements within their biological systems. These enhancements, introduced through the Humanity Upgrade Initiative, have been observed to induce significant physiological and cognitive alterations, including increased longevity, enhanced cognitive function, and heightened resilience to disease. Further research is necessary to fully understand the long-term implications of this technological integration and its potential impact on human evolution.
After his brainchip was installed, the male Homo evolutis began to feel a great sense of empathy and interconnectedness with other humans. He began a human-advocacy campaign that united people of all levels of education under the banner of creating highly educational and entertaining media.
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homoannuum

Couch potato. Describes a human that is usually stationary.
As a stoner, I identify as homoannuum.
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hombologus

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P2: No no no wait I got one...
P2: Yeah, Hombologus!
P1: What, that's not even a fucking word!
P2: Yeah it is, are you stupid!?
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homo fapper

The latest link in the devolution chain, is kinda like homo faber but instead of making (faber = maker in Latin) is fapping. Usually it is found living in a type of matriarchal social commune called kibbutz. It also lives hidden in urban areas mostly governed by socialists and it names itself woke, marxist, cultural-marxist, antifa, SJW etc. It's very dysgenic genotype also marks it's phenotype appearing ugly, skinny with a very grotesque hooked nose, sometimes surgically altered for mimicry.
The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the newest century are presented each year at the Museum of Natural Science. Year 2024.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:

- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:

- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?

Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.
by xythras September 24, 2024
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homo sapien

A Homo sapien is the scientific name for modern humans. We are all homo sapiens. There's approximately 8 billion homo sapiens in the earth right now.

Lucy is the oldest human ancestor to ever exist, and they are connected to the homo sapiens.
We can read, do mathematics, write, and get a job and salary at a later age.
Homo sapien 1: "Did you know? A homo sapien is the scientific name for humans!"

Homo sapien 2: "Didn't know there was a scientific name for us people!"
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Hominous

The elegant glistening of slick rocks in the sunlight
The hominous rocks were eye catching, striking in their beauty. Perfect to the calm serene scenery of the desolate beach.
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Homoanonymous

This word means when men are very repulsed by women and have very gay-like qualities but have sexual relationships with women to enhance their manhood or procreation. There's also a shorter term for this word named fay.
Sexist men are super Homoanonymous.

Most men who believe in conservatism are very fay.
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