Dark Winter

Occured during the winter of 2003 (middle of January - early March) on the Heroes of the Lance messageboard on GameFAQs. The nude midget hara kiri psyco marked every topic for being off topic. The rest of the crotch mullet-envying moderators came shuffling in and raped the board, deleting nearly every topic. The board was essentially dead, with 3 or 4 open topics at most. Kept from virtual board death by regular posting from five Heroes of the Lance crew members: death2nudemidgets, Dr Slinky, NES hardcore, StanStepanic, and TTRay.

The Dark Winter reached its lowest point when the board was left with just two regular posters, StanStepanic and TTRay. Hopefully, it will never be repeated again.

Hara kiri smells of orangutan feces, rotting trout, and Heinz 57

by death2nudemidgets October 7, 2003

Perfect Dark Zero

THe next installment of Perfect Dark, early rumors have said that this game will begin after the origional Perfect Dark, but you will transport back in time to before the origional game. Still these are early rumors. Expected to come out on Xbox but possiably an Xbox 2 launch title.

GoldenEye 2 is the next insatllment of GoldenEye, however Perfect Dark Zero is made by Rareware the same company that made the Origional Perfect Dark and Goldeneye.

by Impstrong April 21, 2004

Dark Horse

Used to describe a black man with an abnormally large penis; frequently compared to the size of a horse's cock>

"YO Tanisha, I had no idea Devonte was a Dark Horse! Imean i really wasn't ready for that>"

by SessyPuertoricanPimpo September 1, 2016

Dark Time Express

1) A word used to describe someone with black skin. A person of African descent. A polite way of saying the more offensive word "nigger".

2) A code name for Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad.

3) An imaginary train that black people ride on. They can be seen between 2:00am and 3:15am in the morning. The train carries a cargo of balogna and sesame snaps.

1) Hop aboard the dark time express.

2) What is that dark time express up to?

3) That dark time was on the move!

by WaffleClaw April 30, 2010

Dark Game

A game of a group of two or more people (usually boys), where one person runs around in the dark trying to grab/scary the other people.

Hey turn off the lights so we can play the dark game.

by TeamVegas July 4, 2012

dark roast

To defecate in such a fashion that you may clog a jet turbine

"Wot r u up to m8?"
"Takin a dark roast laddie"

by Its Twinkie August 14, 2014

Dark Thirty

Long past dark. Much later than after dark.

The sun went down at eight. We were out until ten. We were out past dark thirty.

by Ranger Wordsmith September 5, 2015