Yellow Dick

The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom

Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"

You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"

by FiftyOne151 December 1, 2019

Dick Lavy

When your dick is lubricated and your girlfriend doesn't do anything with it

Friend: Dude, she gave me a Dick Lavy last night..
Other Friend: Bro, that sucks... but she doesn't.

by DaeveG April 24, 2019

Armpit dick

Where a armpit get fucked by a dick

Dam bro I'm sorry I gave your sister a armpit dick. It felt gooood

by Xx19Black23xX September 24, 2019

Dick in the blood

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.

If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

by Ghosferatu August 25, 2019

moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.

Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.

by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

Shell-Dicking

The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.

Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.

by Auriman May 21, 2018

link's dick

Something that can turn on and satisfy anything in the whole damn galaxy. Even non living things such as rocks. Too powerful link must keep it in his pants at all cost at all times. Just by saying these 2 words will leave anything begging on the floor desperately.

"Ahh, I might just need Link's dick tonight!"

by Your Secret Urges September 26, 2017