dead marshes

The most retarded Lord of the Rings internet game ever made.
Involves Frodo, Sam, Gollum trying to navigate the Dead Marshes while in a constantly spinning boat.

Dead Marshes is so retarded I had to quit before I finished the first level.

by Red Skelly July 7, 2008

Dead Memories

When Specific Memories trigger no Emotional Response when remembered....

For example:

"Remembering a Deceased Friend/Relative you were close with... But feel no Emotion when remembering them"

Friend #1 - I really miss when you were still dating your Ex Girlfriend man... You two were perfect for each other..

Friend #3 - all I have are dead memories about her...

by Etertert December 5, 2016

dead girlfriend

When you're having sex and your girlfriend is quiet. No moans or squeals or anything.

Dude, I was fucking her last night, and she was a total dead girlfriend.

by donutcat January 8, 2016

DEAD TING

Someone who you hate or is a boring disrespectful cunt

Yo you still with Karen bruv
Nah g she a dead ting innit bruv

by Shoot321 July 7, 2019

Walking Dead

When you mix Ambien, Xanax, Ketamine and Cocaine and fight to stay awake and you take a stroll. Wake up the next day and you don’t remember shit.

Those guys were so gone, they couldn’t even keep their heads up and were mumbling, they were Walking Dead!

by Spiro woodie May 17, 2019

dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

by Dubiks April 6, 2019

dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

by Dubiks April 6, 2019