Middlebury College

A super-white school in the middle of no where (also referred to as Middleofnowherebury) where the social dynamic towards students of color and women is akin to that of the pre-civil rights era. They wouldn't be admitting students of color if not doing so weren't against the law. All the students are either upper-middle class, upper class, 1%, or on welfare. has Get Out vibes.

good at teaching english, literature, and economics. Hyped up language programs are either on par with, or subpar compared to Ivy League schools. Date rape reports are swept under the rug.

Good place to get pot and coke from a bougie white kid.

Person 1: I went to Middlebury College!

Person 2: When did you get out of rehab?

Middlebury College by Proud Brown Lady July 18, 2018

Manhattan College 

A private catholic college located in the northwest part of the Bronx known as Riverdale, which is mainly compromised of Jews. Students are predominantly white, except for the basketball players and are famous for their drunkenness and female drama queens. Mainly know for it's engineering school, there is often competition between the engineers and the other majors because the engineers are jealous they can't have any fun. Food is terrible and most of the cafeteria workers are ex-convicts hired so the school can get a tax break. Where the school lacks in minorities the teaching staff makes up for it (good luck finding a professor that speaks English). Security is sadly retarded and as in the case of the cafe workers, are also ex-cons. Don’t expect a good job once you’re out but weird faces when you answer the question “where’d you go to school?” from potential employers. Overall it’s a good place if you can drink massive amounts of natural light.

Look another drunk Irish getting off at 242nd street, must be going to MC.

Manhattan College by WestSideStaidium December 24, 2004

Trinity College 

Trinity College is an all boys' school located in Western Australia, Perth, East Perth. The boys at Trinity College generally like to harass their teachers about their love lives and ask disturbing personal questions to them. Many of them have "sick" minds and far to intimate relationships with each other. The student body at Trinity mostly consists of boys who have brains the size of peanuts but otherwise like to kick the shit out of other schools' sports teams. Thus, the school is not highly experienced academically but excel greatly in sport.
Trinity boys are known for picking up all the chicks and not leaving any for any other boys' schools. But which chicks like a dude that hardly has a brain? Yeah, you're right. Most of them.

Girl 1: Hey, look at that Trinity College dude. Nice...

Girl 2: Yeah, his arm muscles are probably bigger than his brain.

Trinity College by KwlieZ July 14, 2011

Wells College 

A small, ex-all womens college located in a village in New York State. Founded by Henry Wells, of Wells Fargo.

Henry Wells founded Wells College so that women could learn proper things.

Wells College by Mrs. Edgar Rivers July 29, 2008

Trinity College 

In the heart of Ireland's capital lies Trinity College. Loved by tourists for resembling Hogwarts, Trinity is actually the only spot in the Republic which is still technically British. Oscar Wilde is revered, and you can find plenty of wankers who want to be just like him. Trinity students are renowned for 'living the wild life', and a stroll through front square will often be interrupted by cries of ''It's Pimm's o'clock!'' and ''God save the Queen!''. If you enjoy being better than all the little scrotes around you - Trinity's for you!!

If you're Irish but love English dildos Trinity college is the place to be!!

Trinity College by Joe Frazier September 21, 2011

Mansfield Technical College

Educational establishment run under the auspices of the Nottinghamshire Education Authority

Neither English grammar, syntax, and semiotics, nor philology "trouble the scorer" as regards to the syllabus or the lecturers.

Mansfield Technical College by Stan Grytviken April 12, 2003

Lyndon State College 

A high school that you sleep at.

Person 1: Where do you go?
Person 2: Lyndon State College.
Person 1: That's not a college. That's a high school you sleep at.

Lyndon State College by Batman1932134 February 27, 2014