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clit cleaner

A girl that vigorously licks clean another girls clit
Raina: “You’re such a clit cleaner
Sarah: “That’s you”
by ThighsHub September 19, 2022
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Clit pit

Girl lets go hang in the clit pit.
by Blackchristianwaterfallpussy96 September 24, 2022
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Clete Potato Pancakes

They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.
Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
by Potato nutsack October 17, 2022
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Clit Off

A phrase used when severely wanting someone to go away and leave you alone. It’s a more aggressive and unique way of telling someone to “piss off”. The phrase is usually completed with the word “brah”. Be careful when using this phrase, especially during a heated exchange, for it can anger the opponent even more.
Aggressor - “Bro I am going to punch you”

Defendant - “Clit off brah”
by NippleBob Crane November 9, 2022
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Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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Cite

Phoebe: you can cite me anyday you want
Thomas: I'm living the dream rn
by Swortcr December 4, 2022
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clit conqueror

Someone who knows how to use any and all god given and materialistic instruments to get you off. (this can also just be you to yourself) They probably are a pleasing type and have spent extensive hours doing research, listening to podcast, and practicing
Call her daddy episode “how to have an orgasm” with dr emily morse - shows you how to be a clit conqueror
by ShmeeBaby December 17, 2022
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