Alligator Cat

A cooler name for an opossum

Dude: Look out Alligator Cat
Duddet: Oh thanks I wonder what the hissing was

by God_Of_Femboys December 21, 2020

bucket cat

a made up object from your imagination when you can't tell if something is a bucket or a cat because the lighting is to bad.

bill:"i think i saw a bucket, or maybe a cat." jim:"it was a bucket cat then?"

by stinkymamacita January 01, 2019

Sally Cat

A super cool insanely beautiful girl named Sally.

That Sally Cat is one laid back fly hunny.

by IowanInAZ August 06, 2015

wizard cat

Someone who does a shit job at answering people and won't give them nut. Wizzy cat give me your fucking nut dammit! I will not hesitate to castrate you

Wizard cat cover me in your nut pls

by CaptainNibbles June 19, 2017

cat tease

A person that leads a woman to believe that they will have sex with her, then doesn't. Or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesn't let her have it.
(i.e. the female equivalent of a "cock tease")

"His girlfriend showed up after dancing with me for hours. What a fucking cat tease."

or

"Damn lipsticks at this bar. All a bunch of cat teases just trying to get drinks."

by Brooklyn Girl April 24, 2015

Cat Megex

An aphrodisiac made of ground cat penis mixed with herbal essence.

Tom: Fuck I don't know I just can't get my dick hard off women anymore.
Jerry: Did you try some of that Cat Megex?
Tom: Is it better than viagara?
Jerry: For sure.

by Vanguts February 17, 2009

Cat Vest

A small vest/coat/jumper worn by a cat or a small dog, such as a maltese or shihtzu. It is slipped over the head and usually through the arm holes although some varieties include leg, and even tail holes. Sometimes these vests can be made of corduroy, but usually not - and more often either burberry, cotton, tartan/plaid or wool. However, they can even be made out of plastic or even spandex. A lot of rich people such as Paris Hilton like to dress their small almost-a-handbag-but-it's-living dogs (and possibly cats) in designer vests. Some are fitted with real diamonds or just diamantes and usually accompany a matching collar. Particular breeds of small dog need to wear vests because their natural hair or fur does not keep them warm enough due to the unnatural climates in which they live.

"Like woah! See Paris's ugly dog?"
"oh gross! Corduroy Cat vest!"
"Yeah, I know! It's not natural for Paris to be wearing dog clothes."

by Rubaiyati September 24, 2006