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book

A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.
I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!
by pentozali October 16, 2012
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Book Bomb

An author who signs copies of their book at random whilst traveling across the globe.
That Chris Brogan just book bombed another Borders.
by Giannii April 12, 2010
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Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
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Books

Books; A somewhat outdated method of gather new information for personal use. In the modern day, they are usually utilized for personal entertainment or for educational purposes at educational facilities.
I went to the library to check out some books to read.
by Clarinet User July 9, 2022
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reading the same book

When two or more people are on the same page about something or talking about the same thing
by bananajoe August 23, 2020
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Book smasher

Oh, she is such a book smasher she never wants to have fun
by Theaquaman1 March 8, 2016
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Book

A nice friend who has an elegant, two-tone cover.
Book! Donut said we have to fill these jetpacks with fuel, but I can't find any!
by EdisonCatAnimates March 12, 2025
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