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Bagpipe Boner

An event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. Also defined as a Piperection, bagpipe boners are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all sexuality aside.
"Dude, I was listening to Scotland The Brave and got a total Bagpipe Boner."

"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."
by Miss-terElliot December 28, 2013
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Fanboy Boner

The sort of boner one gets when they see something they are very passionate about
He got a fanboy boner after seeing the new trailer for his favortie franchise
by AyysianBoi June 15, 2018
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Liquid Boner

Another name for making a girl wet.
"Man, you totally give me a liquid boner just then! I'm so wet!"
by LOLingAllTheWay March 12, 2014
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Clitoral boner

The clitoris extends 3 to 4 inches inside of the body. When stimulated the clitoris shaft reacts like a penis going from flaccid to raising up.
Ooh girl, that man is giving me a clitoral boner, he's daddy. SHWING!
by Ravenknowsall May 9, 2018
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Kentucky Boner

The act of having sexual intercourse in the restroom of a Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant
Ya man I took her out and gave her the Kentucky Boner
by Pace216 June 28, 2019
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boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.
Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.
by sexyman10 June 6, 2014
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boner canoe

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.
Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!
by BreakBeatDrums August 15, 2015
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