Chilly Blumpkin

When a male is given a blow job by a female while pooping in a portapotty in the middle of winter

She gave me the best chilly blumpkin.

by Loopdah March 27, 2025

Skunk-Bumping

It is the opposite of docking. Instead of tip to tip, it is hole to hole.

I walked in on Dave and Bill, and they were ass to ass skunk-bumping!

by JRMontana March 31, 2025

Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Scalper Bumping

A term used to describe the accidental displacement of unsavory characters from a trading card restock to prevent them from gobbling up boxes meant for the masses. A heroic move, derived from a form of vigilantism. Found mostly in the aisles of Targets and Wal-Marts

There was someone camping out and waiting for a Pokemon restock, once the vendor arrived, two of us started scalper bumping to make sure the kids waiting could be able to get some Pokemon cards

by Robinhood Restock April 5, 2025

Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.

“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”

by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025

Busy Blumpkin

Pissing and shitting while receiving a blumpkin.

“Yo, last night this bitch gave me a busy blumpkin.”

by fallout4luvr May 18, 2025

Mongolian blumpkin fister

When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines

(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))

Watch this Mongolian blumpkin fister

by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025