Austin is nice and can be funny but isn't the best at reading people, he likes video games a bit to much, he's great at making friends and rarely falls for someone, he sucks at giving hints and the second he truly does that girl will just NEVER feel the same about him, Austin has liked multiple girls but none have ever liked him back, Austin wants to just be happy for once.
"hey Name, so I might perchance like Name,"
"I KNEW IT"
" Does she like me back?"
"... Sorry Austin she likes Name"
"Oh..."
"I KNEW IT"
" Does she like me back?"
"... Sorry Austin she likes Name"
"Oh..."
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The Austrian Goodbye is referring to the act of shooting ones self in the head, not unlike the cause of death of the failed Austrian painter and dictator Adolf Hitler.
"Hey what happened to that guy that was just here? Did he leave?"
"No he confessed to someone using a r/historymemes "Will you be my Erika" template and then did the Austrian Goodbye in the bathroom"
"No he confessed to someone using a r/historymemes "Will you be my Erika" template and then did the Austrian Goodbye in the bathroom"
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"oh, he is a typical austin"
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Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
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“Teddy brings the structure, Tristan brings the intensity, Dante brings the calm, and Austin keeps the whole thing balanced.”
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