August 2nd

Go out and post someone who you think is fine you don’t got to want them

August 2nd post someone who you think is so fine

by Lukeeee7383026 August 1, 2023

National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th

ANY short girl gets to do this 🙏

"OMG It's National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th"

by MyNextPolo August 24, 2025

August 1st

International blowjob day

Better get some Jay ! It’s August 1st

by Alan wrigbt July 31, 2025

August 17!!

National LORA OR YURI DAY (Yuri is my friends name) THANK YOU SO MUCH LORAAA!!! YOUR MY FIRST ONLINE FRIEND ILYSM, YOU ALWAYS PLAY HORROR GAMES WITH ME IM SO THANKFUL.

Me: OMG ITS AUGUST 17!!

Lora: OMG JJ IS GONNA BE SO HAPPY

Me: It's NATIONAL LORA OR YURI DAY!!!

Me: THANK YOU SO MUCH LORAAAA ILYSM.

by kenma's gameboy and everything June 18, 2022

2nd of august

National Sam Day

Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend

Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO

by SmartPersonKnowsAll August 1, 2023

August

A big dick who dossent know how to tlaj and is really cp and have no iq he has problem with womens he like to rape girls
he is gay but rapes girls

-hello girl sexy

-help august
-Yes mommy
-lick my puttsy

by anonymous January 19, 2022

no kiss august

No affectionate or friendly kisses, love and romance, sexiness, cosmetics and beauty, and in some cases, sassiness to anybody

Boy: hey
Girl:hey, yk what month it is?
Boy: yea its no kiss August
Girl: yea

by Lucy pucy November 27, 2024