August 22

National kiss your crush day

Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘

by AizelAlikai August 21, 2022

August 1

The day i hate

August 1 is the day hell is born

Hell in august 1

by Meand you finnacry July 26, 2022

August 24

Maluf é um imbecil

August 24, o dia em que o maior imbecil nasceu, Maluf é um imbecil

by Definições.com September 9, 2020

August Hudson V Nielsen

sexy man!! august such cute baby and i love him

mmmm i love august hudson v nielsen, he’s so sexy!!! -baela

by poopiebutt123 June 1, 2022

August 30

August 30 is ask your crush/anyone out day!

"Hey.. I have something to confess.."
Person: yeah what is it?
"It's August 30th which is ask your crush out day, so im asking you out!"

by kitty21love August 25, 2023

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

23th august

The day where people with huge cocks are born

Jacob: dude, did you know that jack is born on 23th august.
Henry: yeah, of course haven't you seen his huge cock

by Hey biiiitchhh November 11, 2019