August 1st

National Ellie day. Go hug your friend Ellie, she needs one.

Ellie: "Give me a hug"
Y/N: "No"
Ellie: "It's August 1st"
Y/N: "S**T"

by EternalEllie December 3, 2020

August 13

National mgk day

You - what’s happening august 13th
Me - it’s national mgk day

by Chloeholloway August 12, 2023

August 6th

The day you get to punch someone in the arm day

Freind:punches you*

You: What was that for

Freind: Its august 6th:)

by URMOMSDISHSOAP September 7, 2021

August 25

Day 2 of national send a nude week

Guy: it’s August 25 you know what that means!
Girl: okay only fine

by A||_AR@U•D_G3¥-43 August 25, 2020

august 25

break into houses day!
It is legal on this day to break into anyone's house and do whatever

august 25

by epiccman February 2, 2023

August 6

If you are born on August 6. you have a really big ding dong.

Person 1.: When did you born?
Person 2.: August 6.
Person 1.: Damn bro respect!

by slugfuck69 October 6, 2022

August 12th

National short friend revenge day. Short people unite and let's beat up the tall ones 😈

"YO I'm gonna beat you up"
"WHY?!"
"cause it's august 12th 😎"

by iwilleatyourgrandma August 1, 2025