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Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
mugGet the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideasmug.

tea in the am

bro i have some tea in the am”
by anonymous August 10, 2023
mugGet the tea in the ammug.

Am I in?

Used when someone is curious if they’re *in*. (close to being in a relationship)
Am I in? When someone is curious whether they’re successfully getting past the talking stage

P1: I’ve been talking to Elizabeth she’s perfect, you think i’m in?!!?

P2: what does that mean?!!

P1: When someone is curious whether they’re successfully getting past the talking stage

P2: she definitely likes you, you’re IN!

P1: I’m so glad she likes me back, LFG!
by raccoon35834 February 15, 2023
mugGet the Am I in?mug.

AM jams

Pronounced am as in - "who am I ? "
This is music that is played on AM radio.
Forget those CD's and MP3's, I'm going old school listening to some AM jams.
by anonymous May 24, 2023
mugGet the AM jamsmug.

Ames

Trans person who is cooler than you, probably is hot and smells like mystery
Id ask Ames to come over but they are too cool for this.
by Nowaygay November 23, 2021
mugGet the Amesmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

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