3:44 AM

The time that somebody woke up and decided to upload a definition to a specific dictionary website. That website can be edited by anyone. That someone was me and I uploaded this definition to Urban Dictionary. As if your common sense ass didn't already know that.

Some dude is sitting at his computer. The clock reads 3:44 AM. The stomping of the dude's father gets louder until the father barges in. "What the f**k is going on?! It's 3:44 AM and you're still on that shitty computer?!" "But I'm defining a word! Give me a minute!" The clock strikes 3:45 AM. "Okay you're done buddy."

by some random dude that's bored December 20, 2023

I am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to perianal abscessses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

I Am Subterfuge Personified, Call Me Hellstrom

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I Am Subterfuge Personified, Call Me Hellstrom

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

Beep boop I am a robot

A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.

Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

What am I doing

Hey you remember Arion!? The Israeli cabinet member who changed his mind on Gaza? It means WARRIOR LION, Arion. Arion or Aaron means WARRIOR LION in Hebrew. And I would know.

Hym "What am I doing, Matt the FAGGOT? Making jews cry and changing minds. Manually. And I don't need a group. I just use my 180 IQ. Fucking dork. He ask Arion why he changed his mind. I'll bet you 1 million dollars I can guess what he says. Hell, I'll shut up forever if he says 'Matt the faggot from the majority report.' Who was Seinfeld crying about? Huh? You think he sees Gaza in a different light? NOT YOU! IT WASN'T YOU! Give Arion a call and then tell me what I did, bitch. Fucking sissy. You're going to need to work out."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

moo i am a cow

it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies

what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow

by Rumradisse June 15, 2023

4 am

The perfect time for a sandwich. Used commonly when a person is not tired, or cannot figure out a fucking alarm clock and have to wake up early. It is often caused by watching random videos and staying up on social media

I am writing this at 4 am with a sandwich in my hand

by swamphed February 26, 2021