When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF
Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…
by anonymous August 21, 2023
Get the Pacific Stoned Crabmug. the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
Get the nut-coated kidney stone gauntletmug. A Plus sized turd that refuses to flush. Best nudged on by donning a large "Thanos' turd nudging glove" to nudge it on its way.
I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.
by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021
Get the Brown Infinity Stonemug. by Rice Cat June 8, 2017
Get the Stone Masonmug. Has a nice ass.
Also could and would Kill you.
Very dangerous. Will cause Damage *wink wink*
Oh also canonly has big dick energy. Just sayin'
Fucked the ugly cat once tho so that's weird.
Also could and would Kill you.
Very dangerous. Will cause Damage *wink wink*
Oh also canonly has big dick energy. Just sayin'
Fucked the ugly cat once tho so that's weird.
by Nashuee September 8, 2021
Get the Damian (Nine stones)mug. Kid on Xbox that his blond short has blue eyes and goes to stonepark intermediate middle school and lives at charlettown
by Stone Buckle June 16, 2023
Get the Stone Bucklemug. When you lay on your back on a bed with your head hanging off the side with your tongue out, and your partner stands above you and lowers her pussy over your mouth. You then kiss the Blarney Stone….over and over and over!
My brother in law Chris recently told me how Dawn, my sister, cums quickly when he Kiss the Blarney Stone. She loves being over him and getting a unique licking motion. Reminded me of the good old days!
by Davele’s Lair October 28, 2021
Get the Kiss the Blarney Stonemug.