1) To take a mexican shower
2) To wash your balls, dick, pussy, or butt hole while standing in front of the sink
2) To wash your balls, dick, pussy, or butt hole while standing in front of the sink
dude...you smell like you need a south of the border shower...go hit the gas station bathroom you chucky cheese in the face ass nigga
by lil franksta November 11, 2011
Get the south of the border showermug. I know I'm going to have sex now but I'm dirty and smelly with no time or place to shower. I'll just use my knapkins and some water and have a Roman Shower.
by Steve52 December 21, 2008
Get the Roman Showermug. Form of "bathing" when you are not able to shower for some reason. Using deodorant and cologne to disguise the fact that you did not shower
by omarjordan April 21, 2012
Get the ke$ha showermug. Irish colloquial expression for a group of people that you find incredibly annoying to be around. Generally people you know and dread meeting. But the term has broad applications in life.
The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.
The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.
Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"
Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"
Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"
Niall: "Yeah go on..."
Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"
Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"
Niall: "Yeah go on..."
by Kurt Cocaine September 23, 2009
Get the awful shower of cuntsmug. When standing at a urinal wearing sandals or flip-flops and you feel the spray of urine on your feet from the other guys on either side of you.
Dam!. I took a piss at a crowded set of urinals while wearing flip-flops!!!!! I got Golden Pedi-showered by their piss splashlets!!
by Hairy MacFat August 14, 2009
Get the Golden Pedi-Showermug. While the phrase can be used to describe the literal acts of showering, drinking a protein shake, and shitting (in that order). It's main usage serves as a broad descriptor for one's daily ritual or routine, which often involves bathing, eating, and excreting.
Historically speaking, the 'shit' came before the 'shower'. However, the fact is that the shake (or food intake), must come before defecation can occur. In the event of multiple shit shower shake sequences, the 'shit' will still come before the 'shower' (see below), thus cleanliness is achieved and the natural order of occurrence is maintained.
shower shake |shit shower| shake shit shower shake shit shower shake shit shower
Acceptable variations:
- Shower shake shit
- Shower, shake, and shit.
- SSS, 3S, S³
Historically speaking, the 'shit' came before the 'shower'. However, the fact is that the shake (or food intake), must come before defecation can occur. In the event of multiple shit shower shake sequences, the 'shit' will still come before the 'shower' (see below), thus cleanliness is achieved and the natural order of occurrence is maintained.
shower shake |shit shower| shake shit shower shake shit shower shake shit shower
Acceptable variations:
- Shower shake shit
- Shower, shake, and shit.
- SSS, 3S, S³
"Hey you wanna play a game of League?"
"Not right now man, gonna shower, shake, and shit. I'll probably be online later."
"Not right now man, gonna shower, shake, and shit. I'll probably be online later."
by Careem Bob April 12, 2019
Get the shower, shake, and shitmug. Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower
by JustFred August 8, 2014
Get the Poor Man Showermug.