The Canadian Moose Buckler

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.

Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.

by mmaest24 October 11, 2022

Canadian

A financially-dumb person who probably invests in crypto or some sort of virtual money.

Person 1: Hey, look, it’s a Canadian!
Person 2: Yup, can’t believe he’s holding his hat out begging for money. I wonder what happened to him…

by DavidTheDev July 28, 2022

Canadian dustbuster

Giving any wild animal a blowjob

Do you want to go give that Moose a Canadian dustbuster, Eh

by Hecooliguess June 8, 2016

Lesbian Canadian

the girl that wears the short basketball shorts, possibly from the men’s section, always has her hair in a bun and a old ass car (most likely a subaru) always has a double double straight from tim’s and think she’s the hottest shit with all her flannels.

Hey! you remember that lesbian Canadian we saw at tim’s yesterday?

by thehottestlesbianintown June 13, 2024

French Canadian Girl

: rare

: beautiful girls

: cute jeans and cute pussy

- Wow! Isabelle and Kammi are real French Canadian girls. - Yeah, those girls are the best.

by 343connor January 6, 2025

Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

Canadian Genocide

Justin True... Treau? Treu? Troo-doe (there it is) just passed a law stating that calls for genocide are punishable by life in prison. You know what that means.

Hym "For too long has the northern terror tainted our world with their mooses... Meese? Meese... *Ahem* Tainted our world with their meese and their ice sports! Time is nigh! I will not rest... I will not nap... I won't even snooze until the frozen wasteland of America's hat has been painted red with the blood of the infidels! Let the Canadian genocide begin!"

by Hym Iam March 11, 2024