Canadian Bastard

A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.

One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.

Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.

Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.

Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

by Mr. Winstonollies February 14, 2017

canadian threesome

When 3 people engage in a Smash bros Competition

Lets have a canadian threesome. i call playing little mac

by Ian Doobz February 19, 2017

canadian handlebars

When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.

I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.

by O.g.c.anada February 27, 2017

Canadian Hacksaw

When a vagina gets looser as you caugh into it constantly

She wanted oral, but I had a cold so I gave her a Canadian hacksaw

by Sherron Hubbies March 12, 2017

Canadian winter

When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it

by Yolanda's child April 20, 2017

Canadian hotflap

Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.

Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."

by CanadianDUCK August 10, 2016

Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016