by The Return of Light Joker June 24, 2009
Get the 2 timemug. 7-2 (Also known as Seven Deuce in Texas Hold'em) is a hand composed of a 7 and a 2 of different suits. It is the WORST possible starting in Hold'em, as it is composed of two low cards that are unsuited, and the chances of making a straight are slim to none (and slim's on vacation). Anybody should fold this hand right away unless you are playing with some fun rules. An example of that would be a bounty, where if somebody WINS a pot with seven-deuce, everybody at the table has to pay the winner a certain amount.
This has actually been seen played on High Stakes Poker, and Phil Hellmuth forced Mike Matusow fold a pair of kings with an aggressive bet. After he showed everybody he won a pot with seven-deuce, they payed him his bounty.
Antonio Esfandiari claims that this is great for the game, because when somebody makes a big raise, you don't know if they have aces or seven-deuce.
This has actually been seen played on High Stakes Poker, and Phil Hellmuth forced Mike Matusow fold a pair of kings with an aggressive bet. After he showed everybody he won a pot with seven-deuce, they payed him his bounty.
Antonio Esfandiari claims that this is great for the game, because when somebody makes a big raise, you don't know if they have aces or seven-deuce.
Wow dude, I picked up an extra 8000 for winning a pot with 7-2.
Wow he folded queens and I won the pot with 7-2
Wow he folded queens and I won the pot with 7-2
by LiftMySkirtMakeItHurt December 21, 2009
Get the 7-2mug. 
by Goober555689 November 2, 2019
Get the April 2mug. 2 Lysenko 2 Ism
Iam "Right, but the communist imprisoned dissents in internment camps. People were killed and beaten and raped in the interment camps."
Hym "I mean... Being a political dissident is a victimless crime, correct? Speaking out against the government doesn't hurt anyone does it?"
Iam 🤨 "Yes..."
Hym "And the country we live in now is imprisoning people for committing victimless crimes... And some of those people are beaten, raped, and killed..."
Iam "Well... No but being a dissident isn't a crime here."
Hym "Isn't it? I mean gotten to the point we're the citizens are punishing dissidents. We're a sort of social dissident. Are we being punished?"
Iam "I... Don't know..."
Hym "See!? And isn't the mishandling of resources and crops running the risk of leading us to famine?"
Iam "........."
Hym "Hohoho! Yeah, right? Communism is the misdirect. It's the Lysenkoism that gets you. Did Venezuela adopt Lysenkoism?"
Iam "I... I don't know we're going to have to look into that..."
Iam "Right, but the communist imprisoned dissents in internment camps. People were killed and beaten and raped in the interment camps."
Hym "I mean... Being a political dissident is a victimless crime, correct? Speaking out against the government doesn't hurt anyone does it?"
Iam 🤨 "Yes..."
Hym "And the country we live in now is imprisoning people for committing victimless crimes... And some of those people are beaten, raped, and killed..."
Iam "Well... No but being a dissident isn't a crime here."
Hym "Isn't it? I mean gotten to the point we're the citizens are punishing dissidents. We're a sort of social dissident. Are we being punished?"
Iam "I... Don't know..."
Hym "See!? And isn't the mishandling of resources and crops running the risk of leading us to famine?"
Iam "........."
Hym "Hohoho! Yeah, right? Communism is the misdirect. It's the Lysenkoism that gets you. Did Venezuela adopt Lysenkoism?"
Iam "I... I don't know we're going to have to look into that..."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2022
Get the 2 Lysenko 2 Ismmug. by yomamamofo November 9, 2009
Get the 2 and 10mug. Hym "...Hahaha!"
Iam "Oh! Before we go, 2 things: To answer your question about 'what we imitate,' the thing we imitate is 'the thing that creates the world with articulated thought.' I don't know if you were leaving it open for dramatic effect or if you genuinely don't know the answer but, yeah... And about the postmodernist assertion that the impetus behind our action is the drive to power. The reason the is no articulated counter argument is that he his correct. But only situationally. That is a thing that people do, sometimes. That's what you haven't seemed to learn yet. There is no 'We.' There is only 'You (in aggregate)' I think it's a bit of a projection on his part. So, yeah, that's the response. 'Situationally but not in general.' "
Iam "Oh! Before we go, 2 things: To answer your question about 'what we imitate,' the thing we imitate is 'the thing that creates the world with articulated thought.' I don't know if you were leaving it open for dramatic effect or if you genuinely don't know the answer but, yeah... And about the postmodernist assertion that the impetus behind our action is the drive to power. The reason the is no articulated counter argument is that he his correct. But only situationally. That is a thing that people do, sometimes. That's what you haven't seemed to learn yet. There is no 'We.' There is only 'You (in aggregate)' I think it's a bit of a projection on his part. So, yeah, that's the response. 'Situationally but not in general.' "
by Hym Iam July 1, 2022
Get the 2 thingsmug.