yummy yoghurt

shit that comes out the tip of ur dick when it gets tingly

Maddy hutton would love some yummy yoghurt rn.

by dick faggot 1 August 15, 2019

weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013

Yoghurt Hat

Covering an unborn babies head in cum.

Sure i fucked her. I gave her baby a yoghurt hat.

by Silentduckfart July 8, 2025

White Yoghurt

Slang term for sperm (rhyming skill you motherfucker).

Awh man she got his white yoghurt all over her skirt.

by Effervescence August 10, 2013

Nasty yoghurt

Nasty yoghurt abbreviated to NY is teenage slang to convey disgust or something irkesome and convey a general sense of annoyance.

He is such a liar NY (nasty yoghurt)

by Bobywobylobydobymob July 15, 2023

Yoghurt Stain

The consequence of inadvertently dropping a dairy-based confectionery item onto one’s attire. Also to accidentally spill ones milky man mess down one’s trousers.

Damn did you see state of Leroy’s trousers, bro straight up yoghurt stained himself…

by Engels Lad May 21, 2025

Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 8, 2017